Pieces of eight

I saw these yesterday in the excellent craft store Wimsew in Tooting / Balham. Small and light kids toys made of real wood, in sabre or sword shapes, they are perfect for customising, giving to a kid, keeping for yourself for when your real sword is not appropriate (or your ceilings are too low), hanging on your wall, staging impromptu pirate or musketeer parties... Really, I can't think of any reasons not to go back next week and buy an armful, as they are only £4.50 each. They also have moustaches, these are clinically proven to improve your weapons forms.