Whilst away my Hotmail email addresses were hacked, which until now I had used with no problems for 16 years! I do apologise if you have had any spam apparently sent by me. It wasn't. I have filled in online forms and now have my emails back under my ownership as of Saturday 1am. Phew.

In other news: I have recently inherited 14 million pounds but cannot move it out of the country. If someone would just like to send me a deposit of £500,000... :)